Stamattina le nostre gatte sono arrivate da me, come unico rappresentante umano presente in casa, a reclamare il cibo. Essendo io notoriamente Bastardo Inside e sapendo che fino a stasera tardi non ci sarebbe stato in casa nessuno, ho rifilato loro la scatoletta di pesce oceanico che \u00e8 da loro notoriamente schifata. Il risultato \u00e8 stato quello che mi immaginavo.
\nPrima di uscire, impietosito da Ariel, ho aggiunto alle ciotole una manciatina di croccantini: avreste dovuto vedere il suo sguardo quando si \u00e8 accorta che erano stati mischiati a quella schifezza.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Oggi ci sono due gatte che mi odiano.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-y2006_io"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/phh2yV-13j","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3483,"url":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/2005\/05\/12\/gatte\/","url_meta":{"origin":4049,"position":0},"title":"gatte","author":".mau.","date":"2005-05-12","format":false,"excerpt":"Fare il gatto-sitter non \u00e8 facile.","rel":"","context":"In "y2005_io"","block_context":{"text":"y2005_io","link":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/category\/y2005_io\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6011,"url":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/2008\/05\/07\/esami_del_sangu\/","url_meta":{"origin":4049,"position":1},"title":"Esami del sangue","author":".mau.","date":"2008-05-07","format":false,"excerpt":"Mica \u00e8 facile portare le gatte dal veterinario!","rel":"","context":"In "io"","block_context":{"text":"io","link":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/category\/io\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6295,"url":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/2008\/08\/31\/croccantini_una\/","url_meta":{"origin":4049,"position":2},"title":"Croccantini: una garanzia","author":".mau.","date":"2008-08-31","format":false,"excerpt":"Anche se non di marca, le nostre gatte apprezzano sempre i croccantini.","rel":"","context":"In "io"","block_context":{"text":"io","link":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/category\/io\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3711,"url":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/2005\/09\/16\/i_miei_tesori\/","url_meta":{"origin":4049,"position":3},"title":"i miei tesori","author":".mau.","date":"2005-09-16","format":false,"excerpt":"le gatte mi hanno fatto disperare.","rel":"","context":"In "y2005_io"","block_context":{"text":"y2005_io","link":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/category\/y2005_io\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8682,"url":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/2011\/12\/23\/natale\/","url_meta":{"origin":4049,"position":4},"title":"Natale","author":".mau.","date":"2011-12-23","format":false,"excerpt":"finisce l'anno...","rel":"","context":"In "io"","block_context":{"text":"io","link":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/category\/io\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3607,"url":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/2005\/07\/17\/gatte_e_zanzare\/","url_meta":{"origin":4049,"position":5},"title":"gatte e zanzare","author":".mau.","date":"2005-07-17","format":false,"excerpt":"La vita milanese non \u00e8 mai semplice. [...]","rel":"","context":"In "y2005_io"","block_context":{"text":"y2005_io","link":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/category\/y2005_io\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}