{"id":26674,"date":"2023-06-26T15:01:33","date_gmt":"2023-06-26T13:01:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/wp\/notiziole\/?p=26674"},"modified":"2023-06-26T13:05:40","modified_gmt":"2023-06-26T11:05:40","slug":"fake-dates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/2023\/06\/26\/fake-dates\/","title":{"rendered":"fake dates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2023\/06\/fakedates.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2023\/06\/fakedates.png?resize=300%2C189&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"189\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-26675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2023\/06\/fakedates.png?resize=300%2C189&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2023\/06\/fakedates.png?resize=624%2C394&amp;ssl=1 624w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2023\/06\/fakedates.png?w=694&amp;ssl=1 694w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> Se vi ricordate, dovrei fare una visita nefrologica ma la prima data utile che avevo trovato era il 23 febbraio 2024 (al Bassini, nemmeno in citt\u00e0). Stamattina ho fatto l&#8217;usuale controllo ed erano spuntate delle nuove disponibilit\u00e0 al San Paolo: \u00e8 vero che ci metto meno tempo ad andare a Cinisello, ma visto che erano per inizio luglio sembrava comunque interessante. Provo a spostare la prenotazione: niente da fare. Telefono al numero verde, e scopro che quelle date sono farlocche e in realt\u00e0 non esistono. <\/p>\n<p>Un altro grande successo della parte informatica della sanit\u00e0 lombarda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mi sembrava troppo bello<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[535,966],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pipponi","category-pipponi-2023"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/phh2yV-6We","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6098,"url":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/2008\/06\/06\/sembrava_la_vol\/","url_meta":{"origin":26674,"position":0},"title":"Sembrava la volta buona","author":".mau.","date":"2008-06-06","format":false,"excerpt":"toh. 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