{"id":26263,"date":"2023-05-04T21:57:43","date_gmt":"2023-05-04T19:57:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/wp\/notiziole\/?p=26263"},"modified":"2023-05-04T22:05:16","modified_gmt":"2023-05-04T20:05:16","slug":"certa-gente-ci-e-o-ci-fa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/2023\/05\/04\/certa-gente-ci-e-o-ci-fa\/","title":{"rendered":"Certa gente ci \u00e8 o ci fa?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><figure id=\"attachment_26266\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-26266\" style=\"width: 200px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2023\/05\/prenotazione.jpg?resize=200%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"numero di prenotazione\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-26266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2023\/05\/prenotazione.jpg?resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2023\/05\/prenotazione.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2023\/05\/prenotazione.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-26266\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">no, non era il mio numero&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>Jacopo ha perso per l&#8217;ennesima volta la sua tessera ATM, e quindi oggi sono passato all&#8217;ATM Point di Loreto per rifarla e pagare l&#8217;obolo all&#8217;azienda. Avevo prenotato via app e avevo il numero A82, teoricamente per le 12:45. In pratica c&#8217;era un po&#8217; di gente non necessariamente italiofona che doveva fare cose complicate (tra l&#8217;altro un&#8217;impiegata parlava un ottimo inglese) ed \u00e8 passato qualche minuto. Chiamano il numero A081, che per\u00f2 non c&#8217;\u00e8: al che una signora fa &#8220;beh, visto che non c&#8217;\u00e8 il numero chiamato, passo io&#8221;. Ah: la signora in questione aveva il numero A110, appuntamento per le 14:30 (aveva il bigliettino cartaceo, probabilmente era il primo slot libero). Mi sa che purtroppo ha comunque saltato tutto il resto della coda&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>facce come il culo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[23,965],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-io","category-io-2023"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/phh2yV-6PB","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4578,"url":"https:\/\/xmau.com\/notiziole\/2006\/12\/13\/il_7009_fine_della_storia\/","url_meta":{"origin":26263,"position":0},"title":"il 7009. 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